Spaced Gray Lady: The New York Times coverage of Apple is less than stellar

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"This Emperor Needs New Clothes--For Tim Cook of Apple, The Fashion of No Fashion" (tip o' the antlers to @JonyIveParody)

Uh... what

Is it time for Tim Cook to tuck in his shirt

OK, you're right. The Macalope gives up. Because, no, you're not reading that wrong. The Times really did devote over a thousand words to the issue of whether or not Tim Cook should tuck his shirt in. It was at least in the Fashion section, possibly because the Times doesn't have a section titled "Extreme Foppishness."